Record your farts. Turn them into songs.

Farty finds the note in each fart, then plays songs with your own farts.

Free. No app store needed.

Features

Songs, played by your farts

Everything Farty plays comes from your own Recordings.

Only real farts

Every note you hear is one of your Recordings, shifted to the right pitch. No synths.

Songs you know

Twinkle, Twinkle, Jingle Bells, Ode to Joy and more, from public-domain scores.

Hear every note

Tap a note in a Song to hear just that note, and which fart played it.

Keep them for later

How it works

1
Record a fart
Tap the red button, fart, and tap Stop. One fart per Recording.
2
Get its note
Farty finds the note in your fart, such as G3.
3
Unlock a Song
Each Song needs a different fart near each of its notes. Compose shows how close you are.
4
Save a Toot
An unlocked Song plays with your farts. Save it to Toots to play again.

FAQ

Something else? Ask Support.

Is Farty free?: Yes. Farty is free, and so is an account.
Do I need an app store?: No. Farty opens in your phone's browser, and you can add it to your Home Screen.
Where do my farts go?: Without an account they stay in the browser you recorded them in, and are gone when you close Farty. Sign in with your email to keep them.
Why has my fart got no note?: Some farts are noise-like, with no steady pitch. They're kept, but can't play a note.

Record a fart, see its note, and start collecting. It's free.